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SHANE HITS 1000!!!! Congratulations to Mr Shane Heal who recently scored his 1000th point with the Sydney Kings! Shane and these damn techs... Although Shane is famous for his fiery play (and thats why we love him) the referees don't seem to understand that they are meant to let his temper go.. not tech foul him sooo much! please help save players like shane from these awful calls here. Shane vs Woman From Hell! Shanus featured on Catch Phrase - Celebrity Battle of the Sexes. His opposition was Kerri-Anne Cheating Kennerly, who decided that she liked to guess the answers 20 times before they actually whispered the real answer to her, and gave her all the points. The final score showed that Channel 9 employees seem to win... yeah... right.. as if we'd believe that the bimbo from Midday would be able to beat God in a fair game... of anything. I thought Shane was going to complain to the ref at a few stages in the game.. but luckily he didn't swear and didn't get fined!! Maybe Johnny Boy has the hots for Kerri-Anne... he even said once "Did we stall it long enough for you?? Not that theres any favouritism here!"�� YEAH RIGHT! The score was Shanus- 590 and Kerri- 1310. Well... no matter what the score said... YOU'RE STILL GOD!!! =) HAIL SIR SHANE.

Suspended and fined. Referree Allan Godden reported the Legendary Shane for abusive language after the game against Brisbane Bullets. As Shane walked off the court and said something that the ref didn't like, after the Kings lost by 9 to Brisbane. Ken Madsen was the tribunal officer, who hit God with a $400 fine and a one game suspension, after Shanus pleaded guilty to the charge. Go easy on the "Lets Get Physical" motto, and be nice and smile Shaney! =)

After months and months of waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting some more, and then hoping and hoping that Shane Heal would decide he'd had enough of the Timberwolves bench, our dreams came true!�� The whole of Australia smiled, and the sky shined blue again and Sydney was ecstatic..... SHANE HEAL IS COMING HOME! yay!! �

Injured I can't help but feel somewhat responsible for the injury to Shane's ankle that ruled him out of the preseason... I think I have jinxed him... My axolotls had babies, and only 2 survived... I called the big dopey one Shaq, and the little nice one Shane. One day I was looking at them, and I noticed that Shane only had 3 legs. That afternoon the news was on and on came Shane Heal talking about his sore ankle that will rule him out of the entire pre-season.. but there is some good news!! On the 18th of January 1998 my Shane grew another leg!! I hope this means that Shane Heals ankle will be fixed REALLY soon!!!

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Cli Kings 1998 without the Imports. FRONT ROW:- BRAD ROSEN, SHANE HEAL, AARON TRAHAIR BACK ROW:- (L-R) SCOTT McGREGOR, MATTHEW NEILSON, BRAD WILLIAMS. , BRUCE BOLDEN, STEPHEN WHITEHEAD, DANNY WILLIAMS. � � �IMPORT PROBLEMS! Current Imports Evers Burns Kelsey Weems The Kings games Everyone has heard all the bad reports about the Kings and how 'once again they won't live up to their preseason promise of making it to the play-offs'. And so what if our favourite players don't win every game? Who cares? Isn't the whole idea of a game to have fun and if you are just watching enjoy it?� Hands up all those people who don't enjoy watching the Kings play!! just what i thought.. i didn't see any hands! The Kings won their game against North Melbourne last night while wearing teeny tiny short shorts. Since everyone here is a Kings fan I think we should know that if we keep believing in the Kings, they will do us proud. so..... SYDNEY! SYDNEY! SYDNEY! OI ! OI! OI! SYDNEY! SYDNEY! SYDNEY! OI! OI! OI! SYDNEY! OI! SYDNEY! OI! SYDNEY! SYDNEY! SYDNEY! OI! OI! OI! � THE SHORT SHORTS.... The NBL seems to think that all women are sex crazed maniacs who would only go to a basketball game and enjoy it if the players were all wearing shorts the length from 20 years ago... so as a joint celebration of 20 years of NBL and an attention getter our very own Sydney Kings wore the shorts of long long ago.. Personally I don't think basketball is about how you look... but if it means more Kings fans.. then go right ahead and wear those ugly (but very funny!) shorts! THE KINGS BEAT LAST YEARS PREMIERS! In a spectacular game Sydney beat Melbourne Tigers 119-115 at the Kingdome on the 22-4-1998. Shane and Kelsey high scored with 30 points each (shane with a tech and intentional foul to add to that) and Shane kept Gaze to 35 points... which when you consider the size difference is a pretty damn good achievement! Lets hope that was a preview of the Grandfinal!! Lets go Sydney! Lets go!! JACKSON INJURY Import Stephen Jackson is injured with a broken bone in his foot, so will be out for quite some time. The Kings have decided to call in Brian Caver from America. He is a 195 cm guard/forward, and played for Seton Hall College. Bill Tomlinson is not really happy about signing a player without ever seeing them play, but there isn't very much choice for the Kings. Nover not performing Import Matt Nover is only averaging 6 rebounds a game. In the preseason he was playing about 7 million times better... but now the season has started he has slipped. GO THE KINGS! ??Kings on a Mighty Roll??? Their Royal Majesties have been winning their way to the top! Their stats are 3-0 Win - with hopefully another 2 on the way this weekend! So far The Canberra Cannons, Melbourne Tigers and Newcastle Falcons have bowed down to our kings and this weekend so will the Adelaide 36ers and Brisbane Bullets! After saying all that... the kings record is now 3-3... not anywhere near as good as a week ago, They lost 116-105 to the Perth Wildcats at the Kingdome (which is a bit of a bummer because a win would have been nice to show Alan Black what he is missing out on) They lost to the Brisbane Bullets 109-100 and that was the game that Shane got reported for. They lost to the 36ers by 19 points but not to worry... its just a trick! trust me!! LETS GO KINGS LETS GO! BOOM BOOM!! =) SHANE VS GAZE! In a nail biting game the Kings came home 93-92 against the 1997 season winners the Melbourn e Tigers, With 1.7 seconds to go and the Kings down by 1, Coach Bill Tomlinson called a time out so that Shane could be set up for a trey! Unfortunately, someone moved the ring and the ball bounced off... but then Nielsen jumped from out of nowhere and the ball was in the basket!! Kings won the game thanks to nelly and god! � KINGS PLAY CANBERRA - AND THRASH THEM! Canberra was expecting an easy win over our precious Kings after last seasons performance, but HAHA Shaney led his Kings to a 123-96 win in the first Kings NBL game of the Season! God scored 25 points and Aaron Trahair scored an all time personal record of 35 points and 8 from 10 from the three point line! God was magnificent! Some how he managed to play both guard and forward, is there anything he can't do ?!! Nelly also played superbly! The imports Jackson and Nover, i'm sorry to say, we probably could have done without... Jackson hardly got any court time and Nover doesn't seem as big as the reports say! But nevertheless they were still great for the Kings! SYDNEY IS PROUD BOYS! =) Kings Game Plan 1998 With the first championship in quite a number of years on the way, the Sydney Kings have decided to go for the the new motto: Lets Get Physical! Tomlinson says "We will be carrying a bit of wood onto the court when we play and we are quite prepared to crack it." "If players want to trash talk to Shane he's not going to take it. Neither will anyone else in this team." "We're 100 per cent behind each other." Tomlinson also wants teams to immediatley think of bruises when they think of the Kings!! I think we are in for a pretty good season! � NEW COACH-- BILL TOMLINSON When Alan Black left in a huff to take up coaching the Perth Wildcats,�

Sydney Flames coach, Bill Tomlinson was called, and took up this great opportunity in coaching the Kings. Here is the info you want to know about the new 'boss'! Name:- Bill Tomlinson Age:- 38yrs Experience:- Coached Flames and led them to the 1997 WNBA championships. He coached the CBA team Bulleen Boomers to the CBA title in 1990, and was WBNL coach of the year 1997. Occupation:- Plumber His Coaching Record:- � What Shane has to say about his new coach.... "I've only been working with him (Bill Tomlinson) for a fortnight, and he seems to have some good ideas. He also has the respect of everyone around him." Sunday Telegraph 28/12/97 What Bill has to say about the legend in his new team...... "Shane is such a big plus and will be a major weapon for us. He will give the team a big does of intensity because of his experience and enthusiasm." Daily Telegraph � ISSAC BURTON � After making the decision to let Isaac (ICE) Burton go, Alan Black said that if Shane Heal ever came home Ice would be the first person he'd call... woohoo!!... but, because of all the problems with the legal stuff for Ice, he isn't. In the Sunday telegraph, 18/1/98 Ice made a public apology and said that if any NBL team offered him a job he would take it. I hope the Sydney Kings can realise that this guy is a great player and take him back.. The Lethal Weapon would live once again...

Newcastle Falcons have decided that Ice needs another chance! They will be chosing between Ice and Enoch Davis as their 2nd import. Fingers crossed for Ice!!! Rejected Kings Imports!

Matt Nover

Stephen Jackson Brian Caver

� Kings People on the coming Season Shane Heal:- "Lets face it, we've got a lot of work to do because last year the Kings were a digrace. They were terrible.�� But it won't happen again.� All the blokes are really enjoying themselves and like me, they can't wait to get going." Sunday Telegraph 28/12/97 � David Craig ( Kings chief executive):-� "A Sydney Player is someone who can handle the pressures on and off the court. It is important that our players have strong minds because, more than anything, thats what counts."� Daily Telegraph 7/12/97 � Bill Tomlinson:- 'Q. What are your expectations for the season of 1998? Can the Kings win the championship?' "A. Thats what you're aiming for and and you like to think you can especially at this stage of the year.� Luck plays its role along the way but we're in it to win it and I said that to the Flames at the start of last season." Daily Telegraph 3/12/97 Matthew Nielsen Selected for Boomers�training Squad! Good news for 1997 Rookie of the Year, Sydneys own Matt Nielsen was selected by national coach Barry Barnes (shanes first NBL coach) along with SE Melbourne Magic Frank Drmic to be in the 1998 Boomers Training Squad!!! GO NELLY!! � DO NOT READ!! IT WILL DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH! I don't really want to write this in... but I suppose I have to. The Kings weren't the superheros we know and love them for during a pre-season game at Sutherland Basketball Stadium tonight. They were playing Illawara Hawks and with 8 min 9 sec to go Elliot Hatcher (Hawks guard) and Sir Shane were involved in an arguement. (We know that this Elliot dude MUST have started it...) Anyway, Matt Neilson and new import Stephen Jackson got involved and were both given disqualifying fouls and were kicked out of the stadium.. oh dear... what are we gonna do.. Anyway, the Kings look like sure fire winners for the season as their pre season record is 5-1! They beat the Hawks 128-112. (so it is pretty obvious that the Hawks started it... I really hope so!) But as Shane has said before about his suspension in NBL (96) ".... But now I see the danger of putting someone like me on a pededstal. The fact is, I'm no angel. I never was and i never will be. I'm human, and like everyone, I screw up time to time." Even though we know it wasn't his fault.

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